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Product Description
This low-calorie soda alternative has a sinister plan to trick you into thinking you’re drinking actual soda so that your organs will be in good enough shape to be harvested for influencer marketing.
- Less Sugar.* Huge Flavor.
- No Caffeine
- No Artificial Sweeteners
- 2g Sugar
- 10 Calories
- Death to Plastic Bottles
- Killer Cola, Severed Lime, Doctor Death, Rootbeer Wrath
- Certified Kosher
* 90% LESS SUGAR (LIQUID DEATH HAS 2G SUGAR) THAN THE LEADING NON-DIET SODA (39G-46G SUGAR) PER 12OZ LISTED IN CIRCANA TOTAL US MULO+ W/ CONVENIENCE
YOU WON'T BELIEVE
IT'S NOT SODA.
YOU WON'T BELIEVE
IT'S NOT SODA.
With 90% less sugar than top sodas and no artificial sweeteners, these killer flavors of soda-style sparkling will attack your tastebuds so brutally, you won’t believe it’s not soda.
